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John Edward Keough's avatar

BWAHAHAHAH! "The last two sentences were for your parents, if they were cheating and reading your part" You got me!

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Glenn M Pape's avatar

This is gold — feels like the five commandments of WPS survival. Love the mix of wisdom and mischief.

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Glenn M Pape's avatar

This cracked me up — very Derek Thompson–esque advice. But I think it’d land even sharper if it was “find the bully and punch them” rather than just “the biggest kid.” Size isn’t the thing — it’s how they use it.

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